It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Hoodie funny bourbon-label style

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A vintage hand-drawn white illustration of Santa Claus's face sits below

a white stick figure in mid-sprint trails orange flames from its back

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It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Hoodie funny bourbon-label styleRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &